Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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