with your own penis?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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