hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Well I just put wine in my tea
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.