I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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