Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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