It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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