so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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