Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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