Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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