you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just blew my weed a kiss
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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