Someone shit on the floor
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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