help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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