maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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