I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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