i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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