Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Randomize
