My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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