hotel room ftw
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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