Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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