Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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