I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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