if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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