Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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