It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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