Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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