Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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