she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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