I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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