You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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