I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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