Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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