yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
We are two peas in an std pod
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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