dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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