so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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