i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
She made me pour olive oil on her.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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