friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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