I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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