Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you traded sex for a burrito?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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