I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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