It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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