Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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