Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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