Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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