Rock
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Fuck
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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