well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Shame is for Republicans.
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