her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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