He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
