She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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