I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I heard we made out
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
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lets start a swedish sibling band together
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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