State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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