its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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