i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I am never drinking with the goths again.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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