iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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